Ministry of Propaganda - 12/Nov/2006: "A Novella"
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A Novella
It was a dark and stormy night when Irma Grahma participated in a sensual gay male massage in Colorado. Oakley Sahara, a suave dark-haired man, in the meantime engaged in free barely teen sex. He had hoped to share his bed with Amena Nina, a blonde with legs up to here, but she was more interested in unshaved female bodies, in particular dirty unshaved wifes and unshaved female armpits.
Clyde Quillan and Loretta Adora in the meantime were trying a deadly cocktail of VlArrGRA, VALrrlUM and ClArrLlS. No Anatrim could help them after the experience of watching the Amsterdam Live Sexcams with free interactive sexcams.
Osborn Compton, sipping his Bourbon, had other problems though: How would he be able to deal with more than 200 software titles from world leading manufacturers, some as cheap as $49.95? Should he spend his money on casino slots instead and ask Chita Dominguez, Reuben Hedar and Abner Dinah to join him?
The customer order wristband was giving Mary Harley a few concerns though, how would she smuggle it to Sumner Nat and Edwin Anson in the female tattoo gallery? Should she ask Ashanti Myra for help? But wasn't she always busy with porno ragazzine, dorne grasse porno and porno sborrate? May be it was better to ask Serendipity Frances, provided she wasn't on Tramadol again, watching the free dogfart sex series with the bimbos dogfart.
As Caesar Kin always used to say: True love should take all night! The phentermine should help the cheerleades lesbians to complete the application for the loan request, which we received on 08/11/06, after all the approval process will take only 1 minute once they visited the confirmation link below and fill-out our short 30 second form.
Thomasina Cameron was still struggling with her ski boot bag after the college girl groups sex and the interracial sex dogfart. She should have gone to the group sex in nyc instead, she thought. Adolph Galvin (her father), Anita Duncan (her evil stepmother) and Grace Tanya (her best friend from school) would have supported her views on full length hentai sex and the free hentai tentacle sex story, she was absolutely certain of that.
If only I could get some Adipex free shipping and a dvd jasmine nude teasing, that's what Mildred Asa was thinking as she was crying herself into a fitful sleep...
This was my contribution to this years National Novel Writing Month. As you've probably guessed, all names and most activities my heroes are engaging in were taken from various Spam e-mails I've received over the last few days. Some of the clichés were taken from Detective Novel Clichés. Some might recognise the opening phrase, one of the most famous in history.
I'd like to thank my parents, my agent, my ever suffering wife, my dog, my cat, my aunt, my grandma, my grandpa, my uncle and all spammers for their support during the difficult time while writing this novella. My first. And probably my last.
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- When writing this entry the weather was: cloudy, rare sunny intervals
- When writing this entry I was listening to: Death to the Pixies
- I'm currently reading/have just finished reading this book/publication: The Economist
- I recently visited this website/-page: none (apart from the ones linked above)
- The last drink I had was/is: water
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