Ministry of Propaganda - 19/Jan/2005: "WD40 -vs- Cocaine"
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WD40 -vs- Cocaine
Apparently there are 2000 uses for WD-40. A bar owner from Swindon now has identified the 2001st use: Spray WD-40 on your toilet seats to prevent cocaine snorting. Apparently you get nose bleed if you snort a mixture of cocaine and WD-40. Or it just congeals into a mess so you can't snort it anyway. Whichever is true, Bristol police was so impressed that they now recommend the technique to bar owners in the Bristol area.
I live in Swindon but I can't remember the last time I went to the Mail Coach, so I don't know what kind of pub it is nowadays. But I'm not too sure if I want to go there any time soon. While it's nice that there won't be many (if any) drug users I'm not too sure if I wanted to sit on a toilet seat sprayed with WD-40, should I need to use the toilet for its legimitate use.
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- When writing this entry the weather was: clear as far as I can tell (I can see the moon)
- When writing this entry I was listening to: BBC 6 Music
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- The last drink I had was/is: Isle of Jura Superstition
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