Ministry of Propaganda - 29/Dec/2004: "New Disclaimer"
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New Disclaimer
With all the lawyers and other people going round and reading weblogs I thought it was time to update my disclaimer. Just to be on the safe side. Don't want to get into trouble, do I? So, here we go, my new disclaimer. I think this should cover everything:
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(adapted from one of those lawyers holiday greetings...)
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- When writing this entry the weather was: cloudy, slightly warmer than yesterday
- When writing this entry I was listening to: BBC 6 Music (currently playing The Model by Kraftwerk)
- I'm currently reading/have just finished reading this book/publication: Hoo-hahs and Passing Frenzies - Francis Wheen
- I recently visited this website/-page: Dogfood (Kai Pahl)
- The last drink I had was/is: Tea
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